THEME

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(Source: drunktrophywife)

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

~   anyone whose who’s had to go up stairs (via girff)

(Source: tramampoline-trambopoline)

socialanxietytruthsandhelp:

If this helps one person I will be so, so pleased. 

Please reblog for your followers, you don’t know who needs help :)

I hope this helps and be sure to follow for advice, relatable posts, submitting your own anxiety truth or just realising you’re not so alone:

www.socialanxietytruthsandhelp.tumblr.com  

chronicbxtch:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

this is so fuckin good

chronicbxtch:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

this is so fuckin good

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

(Source: deansass)

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate)

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

carnevore:

at school like 
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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(Source: bilboswagginsofswagend)

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.