THEME

(Source: m0nopoly)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

theshadyslut:

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

(Source: foxdear)

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

(Source: d-eadrise)

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th)

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

coyotelips:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Chocolate eggs

(Source: hhlil)

heldersangel:

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

I want this posted on every web page ever created

(Source: thebestvinevideos)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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argea:

uh in 2001 after 9/11 some kid asked me why my dad like flew a plane into the two towers and like my friend said, “leave her alone, she’s one of the good ones” and people would call me a terrorist up until like middle school in 2006 so no, you can’t wear a bindi what the fuck

joshuapollina:

skateboarding 2014

joshuapollina:

skateboarding 2014

gay4perrie:

"remember when u"

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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs